wenkgirl.
currently listening to: high/the speaks.
snagged from tiepee's blog.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wenkgirl!
- Wenkgirl can taste with her feet.
- Wenkgirl can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled wenkgirl!
- If you drop wenkgirl from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
- About one tenth of wenkgirl is permanently covered in ice!
- Wenkgirl was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as wenkgirl.
- In Japan, wenkgirl can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by wenkgirl as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- You should always open wenkgirl at least an hour before drinking her.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kris!
- All shrimp are born as kris, but gradually mature into females.
- Kris can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
- You share your birthday with kris.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up kris.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at kris.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with kris and water!
- It can take kris several days to move just through one tree.
- Kris is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Kris, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but kris can not!
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